sandwich geometry at work

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

justice served

Is this true?

mind blown

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Don’t even say hi

Don’t even say hi

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.