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Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
Join us!
Join us!
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Permission to cry.
Permission to cry.
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+anyone+named+Paige.
I don’t know anyone named Paige.
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+such+hazing.
I’ll allow such hazing.
Nyan+dog+trying+his+best.
Nyan dog trying his best.
It+really+is+just+that+simple%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%3F
It really is just that simple, isn’t it?
Join the conversation
Groovy+baby%2C+yeah%21
Groovy baby, yeah!
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily.
In+1982%2C+Colgate+tried+their+hand+at+a+beef+lasagna.+Never+forget.
In 1982, Colgate tried their hand at a beef lasagna. Never forget.
Live%2C+for.
Live, for.
Yes+we+do%21
Yes we do!
Let+the+moss+in.
Let the moss in.
Do+your+thing%2C+baby+boo.
Do your thing, baby boo.
Teach+your+chillin%26%238217%3B+well.
Teach your chillin’ well.