we live in a satire

we live in a satire

he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first

he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first

i give up

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

Why can’t the doctor just come to me?

Why can’t the doctor just come to me?

whoopsie doodle

whoopsie doodle

don’t ask for red wine

don’t ask for red wine

double bacon cheeseburger

double bacon cheeseburger

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

looks trustworthy

looks trustworthy

Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon

Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon

Remember when I had the high ground?

Remember when I had the high ground?

You just need to squint

You just need to squint

It’s the haircut that gives them away

It’s the haircut that gives them away

When can i leave?

When can i leave?

when the dishes need to get done

when the dishes need to get done