please don’t answer

from cowboy to mountain man

perfect priortizing

she-lobbed out a stinging review

and the doctor only works thursdays at 2pm every other month with a westward wind

plz don’t hang up

char donney

they have a point, though

THEY TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN’ AAAANYYY-WWHHHEEEEREEE

i don’t wanna talk about it

don’t you dare take away my fave food

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the taste still lingers

really well done!

only to be confronted with “pay to see who’s calling you”