Move over Yule log… there’s a new log in town…

Move over Yule log... there's a new log in town...

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

When a website tries to suggest a username.

When a website tries to suggest a username.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Clowns.

The multiverse theory.

The multiverse theory.

Can we sleep on your table?

Can we sleep on your table?

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…

Aliens.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.