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Sauron: enters room via hospital intercom “i see you”

My 6 plants are fake
My 6 plants are fake
where’s the line?
where’s the line?
hilarious and heartbreaking all at the same time
hilarious and heartbreaking all at the same time
uh oh
uh oh
i need more of this
i need more of this
my daily doom scrolling procedure
my daily doom scrolling procedure
ms. king don’t need no man
ms. king don’t need no man
we need more of this in America
we need more of this in America
just checking in
just checking in
how many wings do planes have?
how many wings do planes have?
it’s impossible to eat just one
it’s impossible to eat just one
may the force be with you
may the force be with you
I don’t miss those days
I don’t miss those days
k, thanks, bai
k, thanks, bai
i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!
i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!
A+true+legend.
A true legend.
At+least+Tide+pods+won%26%238217%3Bt+burn+down+your+house.
At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.
Interplanetary+life+expectancy.
Interplanetary life expectancy.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+to+Kool+Aid%2C+please.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Join the conversation
91913%2C+OR%2C+zip+code+of+the+dog
91913, OR, zip code of the dog
I+feel+like+we+could+work+out+some+kind+of+deal%26%238230%3B
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
I+thought+they+crossed+some+lines%2C+then+I+heard+her+speak%26%238230%3B
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
Life+never+intended+for+us+to+deal+with+lemons%26%238230%3B
Life never intended for us to deal with lemons…
Beauty+standards+thru+the+ages.
Beauty standards thru the ages.
LA+love.
LA love.
What+a+convenient+awning.
What a convenient awning.
How+did+we+miss+Dennis+Nedrey+secretly+cosplaying+Goonies+characters+this+whole+time%3F
How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?