say something nice about yourself

Mark Zuckerberg found dead at age 42. His final wish was to stop fake news articles on the Facebook. Each time this story is shared, Facebook will donate one dollar to his son, who otherwise would live in poverty.

America, this could have been your president.

Almost there guys

Protester hitting a tear gas canister back at the police

The reason I like staying up late

How come I can understand you?

The cringe is everywhere

Just a Stegosaurus in a pickup

Monty Python team quotes in my copy of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

I shop online a lot this time of year…

This cat nurses

The OG

BEAM ME!!!

Selfies in Space

Have one delivered!