say that to my non-air-conditioned face

Fun to watch, tho.

Hard pass

HBO’S security

Sometimes The Onion’s jokes are too real

Shrek is life.

*click**click*click*click*

Spot the difference

Ridiculously photogenic goat.

This guy created a self-sustainable plant-in-a-huge-jar project that grew for 40 years inside the jar without opening it.

Fortunate.

Guess I need new footwear

Tomb carved from a single rock in Saudi Arabia

I got you, boo.

Scumbag brain

Self awareness from Xbox