Survival of the Snarkiest

he blocks, he spins, he cares

“seatbelts everyone… it’s colon time”

can’t read it? might eat it

nasa confirmed: exactly “a bunch”

baby’s next milestone: absorb the sun

beak-a-boo

abracada-bro!

the original ‘I just work here’ energy

nature’s angry spaghetti

she didn’t even blink

litter-ally a charge carrier now

dino? fine. dipo? run.

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

no thoughts, just happy slime

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