they named it on their lunch break

runs on lettuce and ambition

jurassic bark

light went for walkies, never came back

T. rex had fans before bones

90% chance of flying bins

“you missed a spot”

devitosaurus measured

flower went undercover

Advanced Neuroscience of Video Game Panic

love? it’s a perfectly symmetrical function

Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!

ghosted with an A

daddy’s beard…therapy unlocked

Houston, we have a no-thanks

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