Avoid monkeys at all costs.

Avoid monkeys at all costs.

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

just one?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

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