what is this math you speak of?
there’s no way a home made this soup
it has stories to tell
untitled klingon goose game
i live at the zoo now
and they said hollywood was out of ideas
never letting go
flying is like living in the wild west
flipping the pick up line script
money on gandalf
sea urchins love hats
don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad
a contributing factor for sure
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
i got you, bro
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
JUST DOING MY JOB
Join the conversation
taco bell gets me
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
did we just become best friends?
so the interview went well, then?
cats know good music when they hear it
a billion dollar idea
worth the effort
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive