The puppies are conniving.

let them have their fun!

there’s always someone waiting to tell you you’re wrong

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

jenny’s number. i got it!

it’s been a really chalupoh no of a week

legalize it

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

the patriarchy failed so…

nothing. carry on

bought by purina, no doubt

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

a sacrifice to the lego gods

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow