I’m the best magician there is, everyone says so, magicians all over the world are jealous of me.

I'm the best magician there is, everyone says so, magicians all over the world are jealous of me.

smoke alarms hate toast

smoke alarms hate toast

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

texting during the renaissance

texting during the renaissance

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

he just showed up on day one of shooting

he just showed up on day one of shooting

20 cloves of garlic

20 cloves of garlic

shakespeare quote of the day

shakespeare quote of the day

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

poorly named animals

poorly named animals

the lies we tell ourselves before having kids

the lies we tell ourselves before having kids

oh what could have been

oh what could have been

what jungle did you grow up in?

what jungle did you grow up in?

sounds like a solid friday night

sounds like a solid friday night

sometimes it’s just that simple

sometimes it’s just that simple

willy wonka factory tour review

willy wonka factory tour review