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RIP the yellow pages.

RIP the yellow pages.
We don’t need a vaccine for this one…
We don’t need a vaccine for this one…
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
When NASA engineers get bored…
When NASA engineers get bored…
Cats keep it pretty simple…
Cats keep it pretty simple…
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
Friendly reminder to move on.
Friendly reminder to move on.
Best not breath at me…
Best not breath at me…
Cheap entertainment!
Cheap entertainment!
DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons
DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons
Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.
Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.
It is finished, it is done…
It is finished, it is done…
People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.
People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.
Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.
Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.
Use the black arts wisely.
Use the black arts wisely.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
The+reboot+has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B+%5Bright+to+left%5D
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Join the conversation
Poker+is+lit.
Poker is lit.
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.