I am the Dairy Queen

I am the Dairy Queen

Get gone, hoe

Based on true events

Based on true events

60 drops of water on a coin!

60 drops of water on a coin!

Suddenly anxious.

Suddenly anxious.

Oprah’s exclusive life hacks

Oprah’s exclusive life hacks

This is what a live sand dollar looks like

This is what a live sand dollar looks like

Clifford the Big Red Douchebag

Clifford the Big Red Douchebag

Red eyed tree frog, mother and babies

Red eyed tree frog, mother and babies

Just do it

*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*

*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*

Red bull gives you wings

Red bull gives you wings

My best friend is a pregnant dog.

My best friend is a pregnant dog.

Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels

Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels

Pot is the gateway drug for unwarranted search and seizure.

Pot is the gateway drug for unwarranted search and seizure.

in an alternate futurama

in an alternate futurama