Thanks I hate this analogy.

Thanks I hate this analogy.

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

just one?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal