self checkout illusions of grandeur
How about we just stop?
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
When the power goes out…
How Asian women age.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
It’s an exotic animal.
Can I get an amen?
We Febrezed it!
You’re the lucky one.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
When my crush tells me he’s single.
I… actually agree with her.
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Dad! It’s cold in here!