self checkout illusions of grandeur

I traded my best Pogs for this deal…

I traded my best Pogs for this deal…

The problem with free ducks…

The problem with free ducks…

More like Pennsylvania Dicks, amiMennonite?

More like Pennsylvania Dicks, amiMennonite?

Just shark things…

Just shark things…

Somebody had a sale on buttons.

Somebody had a sale on buttons.

Welcome to the Sit Shack for Sits and Sits Accessories.

Welcome to the Sit Shack for Sits and Sits Accessories.

The menace of the illegally blind

The menace of the illegally blind

The Orient Queen cruise ship gave up the ghost nearby the explosion in Beirut

The Orient Queen cruise ship gave up the ghost nearby the explosion in Beirut

Well that’s optimistic.

Well that’s optimistic.

Barbie 2020, basically.

Barbie 2020, basically.

Lets talk about your littering problems, bud.

Lets talk about your littering problems, bud.

Oprah Winfrey purchased 26 billboards for justice.

Oprah Winfrey purchased 26 billboards for justice.

I do look good in a bandanna, at least.

I do look good in a bandanna, at least.

Raising awareness in France about some of our other impending dooms.

Raising awareness in France about some of our other impending dooms.

Mini Pop…?