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self checkout illusions of grandeur

How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
When my crush tells me he’s single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!