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weird facts but OK…

weird facts but OK...
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
the car knew, too
the car knew, too
is this real or photoshopped?
is this real or photoshopped?
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
i’ll take the chicken
i’ll take the chicken
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
we all laugh together or no one laughs
we all laugh together or no one laughs
somebody once told me
somebody once told me
can you solve this math problem?
can you solve this math problem?
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
if you were curious
if you were curious
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
This+way+to+the+Ministry+of+Magic.
This way to the Ministry of Magic.
Say+it%21
Say it!
NAKED+GRANDMA%21
NAKED GRANDMA!
Spit+it+out%2C+son.
Spit it out, son.
Join the conversation
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%21
You don’t say!
Words.
Words.
Grate+idea.
Grate idea.
You+jelly%3F
You jelly?
Busted%21
Busted!
How+to+dry+a+baby.
How to dry a baby.
How+Twilight+should+have+ended.
How Twilight should have ended.
My+time+schedule.
My time schedule.