September makes you look pregnant

September makes you look pregnant

OK I’m watching.

OK I’m watching.

‘Maybe we’ll give that a shot’ – The Donald, probably.

‘Maybe we’ll give that a shot’ – The Donald, probably.

PSA: Just keep lathering.

PSA: Just keep lathering.

*Laughs in Romney’s*

*Laughs in Romney’s*

I would watch this reboot…

I would watch this reboot…

We finally figured it out!

We finally figured it out!

Job interview went well..

Job interview went well..

Detroit, goddam.

Detroit, goddam.

Disney- is terrible.

Disney- is terrible.

I could never-leave-my-bed here.

I could never-leave-my-bed here.

OMG it really is that simple.

OMG it really is that simple.

Wait a minute!

Remember when cars used to have character?

Remember when cars used to have character?

HEERREE’S JOHNNY!

HEERREE’S JOHNNY!

The many uses of cow.

The many uses of cow.