Service dog

Service dog

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I love sporting.

I love sporting.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

I could read here.

I could read here.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Married life.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.