shamburger combo

especially on a friday

your phone always knows

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

tooting his own horn

all the pain

you’re next!

team carrie

thanks but no thanks

back the blue?

it’s healthy to set boundaries

i slept okay

are you awake or ashleighp?

pass me some coal

the gift no one wants

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business