This police chief gets it.

This police chief gets it.

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t say i didn’t warn you

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

book bloopers

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

carpet scarf

introverts shaming extroverts

introverts shaming extroverts

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

wrong salsa class

wrong salsa class

and their true intentions are revealed

and their true intentions are revealed

20 cloves of garlic

20 cloves of garlic

he just showed up on day one of shooting

he just showed up on day one of shooting

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

money is the universal motivator

money is the universal motivator