why do they make it so stressful?

why do they make it so stressful?

summoned aquaman

summoned aquaman

extra cheese, extra whiplash

extra cheese, extra whiplash

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

nervous system runs the show

nervous system runs the show

somewhere in the shadow realm

somewhere in the shadow realm

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

nine lives, zero emails

nine lives, zero emails

scissors cut hair and egos

scissors cut hair and egos

emotional support human, except for myself

emotional support human, except for myself

returns from bathroom still clothed

returns from bathroom still clothed

reporting for scratches, commander

reporting for scratches, commander

guac this economy

guac this economy

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry