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A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
How to ruin the mood.
How to ruin the mood.
Christmas happiness.
Christmas happiness.
All you need is the right motivation.
All you need is the right motivation.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
The risk is too high.
The risk is too high.
Use the right onion.
Use the right onion.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Moisturize me!
Moisturize me!
Storm Trooper problems.
Storm Trooper problems.
When people ask about last years resolution…
When people ask about last years resolution…
Vegans live 15 years longer.
Vegans live 15 years longer.
Foot tanks.
Foot tanks.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
You’ve been avoiding me.
You’ve been avoiding me.
My+face+when+I+check+my+bank+account.
My face when I check my bank account.
I+love+you+with+all+my+boobs.
I love you with all my boobs.
The+best+egg+separator+ever.
The best egg separator ever.
Kids+books+are+getting+a+bit+extreme%26%238230%3B
Kids books are getting a bit extreme…
Join the conversation
Landing+the+job.
Landing the job.
Trying+to+put+a+damper+on+these+Ebola+shenanigans
Trying to put a damper on these Ebola shenanigans
You+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+clever%2C+Potter%3F
You think you’re clever, Potter?
EA+technical+support.
EA technical support.
The+kind+of+magic+I+need.
The kind of magic I need.
Worst+girlfriend+ever.
Worst girlfriend ever.
Words.
Words.
Improve+your+writing+in+three+minutes+or+less.
Improve your writing in three minutes or less.