*shrugs and makes “I don’t know” sound*
So my 4-year-old has a cough and a request…
True archery skill
The last brownie.
Dobby is a free elf.
Me n my dad!
The medical marijuana rouse.
20 things you learn growing up.
Showering is not safe.
Why a physicist should speak at your funeral.
I love you with all my boobs.
You are a ghost driving a meat skeleton
Just keep walking.
When a boy holds you in the air.
Counting with Bill Gates
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
taco bell gets me
leave me alone
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Join the conversation
i got you, bro
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
Was the present the mat?
Grandma with the truth bomb
worth the effort
a billion dollar idea
this looks like a good place to nap