When you lie on the resume but land the job.
2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]
OK but why do you look so sad? Who hurt you? Who ate your doughnut?
I’m a bit of a savant
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It’s for the exposure…
Ignorance is bliss.
I ain’t no snitch.
Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]
Only 1590’s kids remember
Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.
This supercell in North Dakota will murder you and your entire family.
(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)
Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments