Sigh… Just wash me and get it over with.

Sigh... Just wash me and get it over with.

bought by purina, no doubt

bought by purina, no doubt

a sacrifice to the lego gods

a sacrifice to the lego gods

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

jenny’s number. i got it!

jenny’s number. i got it!

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

butt bongos

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

better embarrassing than boring!

better embarrassing than boring!

nothing. carry on

nothing. carry on

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

just keep swimming

just keep swimming

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

let them have their fun!

let them have their fun!

i learned a new term today

i learned a new term today

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways