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when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
DO NOT TOOT THE THING
DO NOT TOOT THE THING
I was bad and I feel bad.
I was bad and I feel bad.
Looking delicious all slathered in jelly.
Looking delicious all slathered in jelly.
Catch ALL the viri!
Catch ALL the viri!
Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.
Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.
It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…
It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…
Umbrella’s are hard.
Umbrella’s are hard.
This kills the butter dog.
This kills the butter dog.
A proud English breakfast.
A proud English breakfast.
Honesty is a spectrum
Honesty is a spectrum
Swiss winter wonderland
Swiss winter wonderland
Every friggan time
Every friggan time
My hotel is run by lizard people.
My hotel is run by lizard people.
Perspective is powerful.
Perspective is powerful.
Hermione and Hismione
Hermione and Hismione