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Swans

Swans
Dear Society, stop being so stupid
Dear Society, stop being so stupid
The pants pal
The pants pal
Wahh, I have to re-type my resume into this thing…
Wahh, I have to re-type my resume into this thing…
So Can College Students
So Can College Students
The Egg
The Egg
I often think about this
I often think about this
Why I am fat
Why I am fat
Things Moms Would Never Say
Things Moms Would Never Say
Sorry ’bout that…
Sorry ’bout that…
Santa’s fallen on hard times
Santa’s fallen on hard times
The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who doesn’t care
The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who doesn’t care
You’ll Probably Go Bananas Over This Recipe
You’ll Probably Go Bananas Over This Recipe
The Solution to Dad Jokes
The Solution to Dad Jokes
politics 101
politics 101
Fixed that for you
Fixed that for you
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
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You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
The+quilted+shipper+picker+upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
The+cake+was+always+a+lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.