i get it now!

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the law of giants

the makers of oreos have no chill

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

say aloe to my little friend

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

was joining the US military the original squid game?

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall