“Siri, take a dramatic selfie of my breakdown”

Cheers!

And the kid went along with it, “yep, it’s totally saturday today.”

And the kid went along with it, “yep, it’s totally saturday today.”

food art

You have no idea how much i wish this was true

You have no idea how much i wish this was true

i loaf you

synonym buns

space cadet pinball was my jam

space cadet pinball was my jam

take a look, in a f*cking book

take a look, in a f*cking book

what a cat-astrophe

what a cat-astrophe

Monsters. each and every one

Monsters. each and every one

So no interview then?

So no interview then?

Raise your hand if you remember these

Raise your hand if you remember these

pianos are heavy

pianos are heavy

There’s no cheese in the upper peninsula. That’s the reason.

There’s no cheese in the upper peninsula. That’s the reason.

I’m voting for Max

I’m voting for Max