sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

A few days into Oregon self-service…

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

You know when you’re a kid…

You know when you’re a kid…

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

What do I do now, even.

What do I do now, even.

Resist contemptible people.

Resist contemptible people.

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

The Oregon Apocalypse

The Oregon Apocalypse

My parents are very conservative Asians.

My parents are very conservative Asians.

Breakfast Cereal Extremist.

Breakfast Cereal Extremist.