Keanu Reeves is a cryptid.

Keanu Reeves is a cryptid.

How every morning goes for me.

How every morning goes for me.

Every time someone says “YOLO.”

Every time someone says “YOLO.”

It’s always sunny in Doucheville.

It’s always sunny in Doucheville.

I need this shirt.

I need this shirt.

I could not travel both…

I could not travel both…

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

First world problems.

First world problems.

Oh, this old thing?

Oh, this old thing?

Stuck in bottle factory. Send help.

Stuck in bottle factory. Send help.

Sad box is sad.

Sad box is sad.

There are four types of people.

There are four types of people.

Have a heart, eat a rock.

Have a heart, eat a rock.

Koalas are much cuter when dry.

Koalas are much cuter when dry.

How gym class works.

How gym class works.

My mind blew up.

My mind blew up.