sleeve me alone

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

some people would pay to see this in theaters

some people would pay to see this in theaters

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

adorable death

i would like to know where his shoes landed

i would like to know where his shoes landed

real life battleship

real life battleship

i read this wrong, too

i read this wrong, too

ready for battle

ready for battle

this is true

iconic work by the species

iconic work by the species

what a rush

any guesses?

i hope it did

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks