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Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.

Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
almost non-existent
almost non-existent
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
target acquired
target acquired
somehow makes him more menacing
somehow makes him more menacing
it’s hopeless
it’s hopeless
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
you really can’t find out without the first part
you really can’t find out without the first part
fashion over function
fashion over function
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
why is it so photorealistic???
why is it so photorealistic???
Summon+the+demon+of+the+48ct+crayon+pack.
Summon the demon of the 48ct crayon pack.
Smarter+than+the+average+good+boy.
Smarter than the average good boy.
Meat+the+new+cat%2C+Potato.
Meat the new cat, Potato.
Invest+in+a+bidet%2C+tho.
Invest in a bidet, tho.
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Danny+Trejo+is+an+example+to+us+all.
Danny Trejo is an example to us all.
Not+so+fast%2C+bucko.+%26%238211%3B+Maths%2C+probably.
Not so fast, bucko. – Maths, probably.
The+Karen+stalks+her+dough%26%238230%3B
The Karen stalks her dough…
Mysterious+ways%2C+et+cetera.
Mysterious ways, et cetera.
Spaghetti+stuffed+garlic+bread+is+as+lovely+as+fresh+baked+cardiac+arrest.
Spaghetti stuffed garlic bread is as lovely as fresh baked cardiac arrest.
It%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+be+OK%2C+Ralphie.
It’s gonna be OK, Ralphie.
Stay+clean+out+there.
Stay clean out there.
What+is+my+purrpose%3F
What is my purrpose?