*runs for senate*
Just Florida things.
But muh property… (verified)
When Sprinkles is trained by the mob…
Pelicans are defiantly aliens.
Fight the good fight.
All hands on deck.
Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.
The marching will continue.
it calls for thee.
Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.
My lucky stars…
Nina Simone, Goddam.
Leaked classified Falcon 9 images
Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.
How to tell if it’s hot outside.
Fun fact of the week.
Yes, Yes…. Your sacrifice is acceptable….
Who do you want to be when you grow up?
Join the conversation
I’ll take 50, thanks.
Trolls are the best.
Why didn’t you answer my calls?
Where’s your Oscar?
Mullet + Perm?
As Canadian, How I imagine the 4th of July.
What most people think.
Humans and dogs.