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I don’t want the right-of-way if I don’t deserve it

I don't want the right-of-way if I don't deserve it
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no hair…
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no hair…
Yada Yada Yada
Yada Yada Yada
Owls without feathers…
Owls without feathers…
#blessed
#blessed
*visible confusion*
*visible confusion*
This is my life now…
This is my life now…
Suck it Trebek, circa 1980’s
Suck it Trebek, circa 1980’s
Corporate Twitter in a nutshell.
Corporate Twitter in a nutshell.
Early Simpsons was good Simpsons
Early Simpsons was good Simpsons
A 900 year old church still standing in Wicklow, Ireland.
A 900 year old church still standing in Wicklow, Ireland.
PSA: Drink More High Quality Water
PSA: Drink More High Quality Water
Dogpile!
Dogpile!
*screams in peacock*
*screams in peacock*
Kids Do The Dumbest Things
Kids Do The Dumbest Things
No touch, only scan.
No touch, only scan.
and+then+you+finally+know+what+%26%238216%3Bthat%26%238217%3B+is
and then you finally know what ‘that’ is
dads+are+so+embarrassing
dads are so embarrassing
but+do+they+pay+their+female+employees+less+than+the+male+ones%3F
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
blame+the+zookeepers%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt++punish+the+parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
Join the conversation
gonz%26%238230%3B+oh+no%26%238230%3B
gonz… oh no…
you+will+be+too+when+the+%241+menu+becomes+the+%245+menu+claim+the+uninformed
you will be too when the $1 menu becomes the $5 menu claim the uninformed
what+happened+in+daycare+fight+club+did+not+stay+in+daycare+fight+club
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
and+then+there%26%238217%3Bs+jeff+bezos%26%238230%3B
and then there’s jeff bezos…
this+is+how+i+got+banned+from+Jurassic+park+for+life
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
i%2C+too%2C+would+like+to+know+the+backstory
i, too, would like to know the backstory
this+can+only+end+in+hilarity
this can only end in hilarity
whatever+it+takes
whatever it takes