smoked out

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Play Football With Me, Father!

He’s not wrong

Please do not actually kill people.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Perfect camouflage

When your mom calls you pretty.

Work smarter not harder.

Most important meal of the afterlife

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Snail teeth

You don’t want this, girl.

What year is it?!

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.