so romantic

oh what could have been

oh what could have been

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

introverts shaming extroverts

introverts shaming extroverts

wrong salsa class

wrong salsa class

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

carpet scarf

he just showed up on day one of shooting

he just showed up on day one of shooting

money is the universal motivator

money is the universal motivator

and their true intentions are revealed

and their true intentions are revealed

don’t say i didn’t warn you

don’t say i didn’t warn you

some people just want to watch the world burn

some people just want to watch the world burn

and this is why ska is the best

and this is why ska is the best

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

don’t weaponize wild t-rexes

cat is priority 1

cat is priority 1

best description of a frog ever

best description of a frog ever