social surprise

all is not well in waffleville

keep laughing see what happens

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

let’s break bread together

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

you’ve got time

turtle burglar

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

robot vacuum issues

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

dolphinsarecool!3

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

this description is way too accurate

beefy