Some people are worried about carbon footprints…

Play Football With Me, Father!

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Snail teeth

Powdered garbage

Please do not actually kill people.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Most important meal of the afterlife

Perfect camouflage

What year is it?!

Maine Coon papa’s

Work smarter not harder.

He’s not wrong

I think she knows… but she plays along.