he’s got a lawn to mow

he's got a lawn to mow

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

time to cry!

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

did he do it?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod