% Feeling Lucky? %

For thee, but not for me.

For thee, but not for me.
Swans
Swans
Rocco lost some L B S
Rocco lost some L B S
Oregano-no
Oregano-no
Guess what
Guess what
preemptive karma
preemptive karma
Progress pic
Progress pic
Come on Megan…
Come on Megan…
When you’re 6 months old and already afk on life.
When you’re 6 months old and already afk on life.
It neither starts, nor stops.
It neither starts, nor stops.
SHINY THING!
SHINY THING!
Awww… u were supposed to run…
Awww… u were supposed to run…
LLAMATHRUST!
LLAMATHRUST!
The truth is out there
The truth is out there
Practical.
Practical.
Public restrooms.
Public restrooms.
they+called+back+later+with+a+job+offer
they called back later with a job offer
the+dangers+of+having+a+carrot+for+a+nose+are+real
the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real
finally%2C+a+distraction
finally, a distraction
why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+laughing%2C+babe%3F
why aren’t you laughing, babe?
Join the conversation
of+course+she+knows
of course she knows
flats+or+drums%3F
flats or drums?
this+slays+me
this slays me
dish+hack
dish hack
spider+butt%2C+spider+butt%2C+does+whatever+a%26%238230%3B+you+get+it
spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it
this+is+an+actual+CVS+receipt
this is an actual CVS receipt
yes%2C+%26%238216%3Bdivorce%26%238217%3B+lawyers
yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers
i+wish+this+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+true
i wish this wasn’t true