thicken nugget

how to get kicked out of every local gym

this is really cool

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

it’s what’s under the hood that counts

in the real world your dog can call you

become ungovernable

she was talking to the dog

trying on pants at old navy

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

baby gandalf

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

just like bagel bites prophesized

ancient multi-tasking

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom