Hamsters are silly.

Hamsters are silly.

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i don’t want it

i don’t want it

and now so do i

and now so do i

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

you know the move

you know the move