China baaaad

China baaaad

silent but buoyant

silent but buoyant

meowfia boss on litter patrol

meowfia boss on litter patrol

i cast confusion!

i cast confusion!

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

shampoo: now 90% unicorn essence

shampoo: now 90% unicorn essence

social battery: charge with pizza slices

social battery: charge with pizza slices

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Obi-Wait Kenobi

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

ears set to parmesan frequency

ears set to parmesan frequency

if i fits, i devour

if i fits, i devour

masking level: origami

masking level: origami

culinary masochism

culinary masochism

A Postimpressionist Wave

A Postimpressionist Wave

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”