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sometimes lying is just better

this is poetry
this is poetry
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
probably won a few million
probably won a few million
cats make terrible vampires
cats make terrible vampires
the skulls of my enemies
the skulls of my enemies
daddy daughter bonding
daddy daughter bonding
oops, i knew i forgot something
oops, i knew i forgot something
bffs
bffs
just like trash cans
just like trash cans
it wasn’t a scam
it wasn’t a scam
live long and prosper
live long and prosper
plant boss
plant boss
he won in a landslide
he won in a landslide
does anyone know?
does anyone know?
this will end in disaster
this will end in disaster
Back+in+my+day%26%238230%3B
Back in my day…
Cats%26%238230%3B
Cats…
Of+course+I+talk+to+myself.
Of course I talk to myself.
Life.
Life.
Join the conversation
Now+back+at+me%26%238230%3B
Now back at me…
Patience.
Patience.
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
We+should+ban+life+jackets.
We should ban life jackets.
The+morning+is+so+beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
Why+I+insist+on+hanging+my+TP+the+%26%238220%3Bwrong%26%238221%3B+way.
Why I insist on hanging my TP the “wrong” way.
Smashing%21
Smashing!
It+simply+does+not+matter.
It simply does not matter.