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Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Traffic banana for scale.

Traffic banana for scale.

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

No one calls her until they need something

No one calls her until they need something

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Ultimate noms.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.