Oh was this your pie?

Oh was this your pie?

mixer made me who I am

mixer made me who I am

Ego-nometry: calculating your place in the galaxy

Ego-nometry: calculating your place in the galaxy

talent: under construction, batteries not included

talent: under construction, batteries not included

guess i’m moisturized for eternity now

guess i’m moisturized for eternity now

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

The chosen one. Literally.

The chosen one. Literally.

can explain quantum theory, forgot my keys

can explain quantum theory, forgot my keys

If it’s urgent, send a raven

If it’s urgent, send a raven

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

Mash-terpiece moment

Mash-terpiece moment

degrees, are you okay? Are you okay, degrees?

degrees, are you okay? Are you okay, degrees?

lawnardo da vinci

lawnardo da vinci

someone get this man a gummy!

someone get this man a gummy!

he said he was making ‘cloud armor’

he said he was making ‘cloud armor’

part oceanographer, part horror director

part oceanographer, part horror director